June 2009
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“Tyrannosaurus rexes would beat all my exes.
They just never seemed fierce enough”
But for them to fight for you
you ought to have loved them too
—otherwise, I would say you’re a slut.
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“As much as possible, you must avoid being a slave to your fetishes.”
“The downside of self-discipline is constantly being bored.”
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“Getting close to someone requires openness between each other.”
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I won't ever let this happen to me.
thepunch:
fmylife:
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren’t meant to be in the microwave. FML
No, I swear. I won’t ever let this happen to me. NEVER.
Sad Twitter.
BEFORE THE ADVENT OF TWITTER
Person 1 (glaring at Person2, who is sitting in front of a computer, typing away, and seemingly chatting): Whom is it that you speak too often with?
Person 2: People. My friends. Oh come on. This is MSN! Why do you even have to ask?
AFTER THE ADVENT OF TWITTER
Person 1 (glaring at Person2, who is sitting in front of a computer, typing away, and seemingly chatting):...
Got bored.
jeorgina:
Changed my theme.
Do you make your own themes, Georgina?
Gosh, I’d like to learn how to make one.
HAH.
I’m ranked 640-something amongst Tumblr-ers in the Philippines.
CRIKEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY.
carlsalazar:
LOL I’m still jealous with our adviser ‘cause he has a MacBook. XD I need to get me one fast before I go really crazy. Haha!
Sir Lim right? :)
Ooooh yeah he does have a MacBook and he loves to show it off during Physics time. Nah, just kidding, but really he does XD Several times we have wondered what his laptop and a powered-on projector was doing on the desk, just sitting there...
Tumblr Memes
They tend to be utterly FUNNY at times. Well, most of the time, actually. :)
*simple smiley now because I’m kinda sick of the wink ;)
Reblog with your birthday :D
binkini:
rainingdogsandfish:
thatswhatshesaiddd:
caseyandhearts:
ashleyrawr:
haixocatie:
amydale:
duhtrav:
July 28, 1991
12th April 1992
january 3. 1993
September 17, 1992.
August 5th 1994!
September 13 , 1993
hey thatswhatshesaiddd, we have the same birthday! :o xept im two years older. :))
June 16, 1993 :D
March 30, 1994. ;) Adding to the chain LOL.
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You're Overdoing It, Mister.
“What do you intend to do today?”
“Today I intend to do something.”
“And that something is?”
“To get something done.”
—-
Dang, the use of “do” has been overdone.
From Twitter. My own Twitter.
carlsalazar:
Another batch of obscene spam accounts is following me! It’s blocking time! ROFL!
Humph. Same thing happens to me ALL the time, probably because of my Twitter username, though I’d hate to think of it that way. Still… it’s disastrous.
Sometimes I’m even tempted to do nothing about it, but meh. It’d be awful.
OHYESSS. Tweeting on Tumblr sounds like a...
*wink wink*
I still can’t get myself to clean, dang it. :(
Tumblr is all too fcking amazing. Or maybe not.
All shit, and loving it :D
The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga.
Our next read.
Hmm. Set in India, therefore cool.
(Thanks aplenty to this Slumdog Millionaire and Jai Ho fever we’ve had going around recently)
Conversation I had tonight with a friend.
So first she was all, "Bye, Cza, gotta go now, I'm sleepy."
And I was: "Suresure. Nyt then."
All of a sudden, nearly out of nowhere, THIS random message pops up on my screen:
asdfgh (her): "The Prince Who Went Chicken Because His Cock Was Missing"
asdfgh: WTH
zxcvbm (me): O_o
zxcvbm: MAAAN.
zxcvbm: *sudden mood change* YEEEAH, DUDE. BRING IT ON.
asdfgh: No kidding. There is such a story.
zxcvbm: WHAT?! Where?
zxcvbm: Tell me
zxcvbm: We should try our best to get a photo of it
zxcvbm: Are you not aware that I'm making my own version of FailBlog?
asdfgh: Haha, okay :)
asdfgh: Sure we will.
asdfgh: 'Til next time. Bye..
*a split second passes*
asdfgh:
Wife: Honey, my period's delayed by 1 month. Please, don't tell anyone. It'll be a shame.
Husband: *all smiles and approval* All right then!
The next day, some guys working for the electric company arrive at their household.
Electric company dude: Ma'am, I'm afraid you are delayed.. by a month, it says here.
Wife: What?! H-how did you know that?
Electric company dude: It's in our records.
Husband: Whooooa. Now tell me, how did it reach your records..
Electric company dude: We're easy. If you want it off our record, you've gotta start paying up.
Husband: What if I don't want to?
Electric company dude: Well, then.. I'm afraid we'll have to cut it off...
HUsband: @#*#*$*@#%! For God's sake, what will my wife use?!
Electric company dude: A CANDLE always comes in handy, y'know. ;)
asdfgh: Stand by, there's more to come...
asdfgh: next >>
asdfgh: Dang.
*asdfgh signs off*
FAIL.
