July 2011
Jul 23rd
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Grand Theft Autumn (Where Is Your Boy) - Fall Out...
Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentlemen. Maybe he won’t find out what I know: You were the last good thing about this part of town. When I wake up, I’m willing to take my chances on the hope I forget that you hate him more than you notice I wrote this for you. (For you, so) You need him. I could be him… I could be an accident but I’m still trying. ...
Jul 23rd
Jul 17th
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98 LBS!
Jul 13th
Jul 10th
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"I'm going to fall for your friend and not for...
True, yes?
Jul 9th
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Knock knock.
Who’s there? Sodium ascorbate. Sodium ascorbate who? Sodium ascorbate every night?
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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Miracles.
A 5 year old boy went to a pharmacy, holding a 5 peso coin, asking a pharmacist..
Boy: Can i buy some miracles?
*Pharmacist was confused*
Pharmacist: There's no such medicine called miracles. Why do you need it?
Boy: The doctor said, only miracles can save my mom.
Jul 3rd
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Enchanted - Taylor Swift
There I was again tonight, forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old, tired place lonely place Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy Vanished when I saw your face All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you Your eyes whispered, “Have we met?” across the room, your silhouette Starts to make its way to me The playful conversation starts, counter all your quick remarks Like...
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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I laugh at you
BUT YOU STILL MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL >:(
Jul 3rd
If two twin girls marry two twin boys, will their...
ruchickens: czanguine: acertainsenseofsynergy: qomaspeakup: OH MY FREAKING GOD Sure makes sense doesn’t it? WOAH, for a second that gets you. but it all really depends. there is no guarantee that both twins have the exact same mix of their parents’ genes :L Haha, actually if the twins were identical they WOULD have the same DNA. However, it still depends on how the genes are...
Jul 2nd
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Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
shewasforeveralone: OH HOW TRUE WITH MY HAIR
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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If two twin girls marry two twin boys, will their...
acertainsenseofsynergy: qomaspeakup: OH MY FREAKING GOD Sure makes sense doesn’t it?
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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When your crush texts you
I’m always like this.
Jul 2nd
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What are You Made of?: "Reblog if you dream about... →
sarcasmis0calories: Mmmmmmmmyeah I don’t do this. At all. “What life is going to be like?” Really? I mean, I’m still going to not have a job and owe like.. $30K in student loans, right? I’m going to be living in the same apartment, with my boyfriend, with the same routine, working the same… It really doesn’t matter, I figured. So long as you feel good about yourself, things WILL be...
Jul 2nd
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Distractions, distractions everywhere.
One down. Another to brave, or rather to live with. Why so early in the year? Why? WHY? How come I cannot tell anybody? I find it funny. AJSKFDJGJFJKGJDSFJDFSFJSDGKFJDLGJFKGLKJKLFJS <- yes that is how we keysmashers take to laughing.
Jul 2nd